Chow Down

Note to self: D*#n dog obsessed with chewing wood does not discriminate between firewood, sticks on the ground, and fancy German-crafted wooden baby blocks. Do not leave fancy German-crafted wooden baby blocks, or any wooden baby toy, out where supremely intelligent dog might have access to them. Check.

Also note: Guitar picks are not good baby toys. Especially finger picks. No, they are perfectly sized chokable objects. Check.