The Dude in the Window

My mom brought the dude into our house about 20 years ago and he has sat by the window ever since. His hair is green with mildew and stains cover his fabric skin, but he has guarded our house successfully all these years. In fact, from the outside it really does look like someone is sitting in the window, which is perhaps why she's never thrown him out. After all, he's protecting the family jewels.