My Black Thumb

I am officially declaring myself a plant killer. I kill plants. Quite efficiently, too. It doesn’t matter if they are plants I bought myself, or ones given to me as gifts. Of course, it’s the ones I received as gifts that I feel most horrible about. In order to illustrate just how black my thumb is, I decided to document my failures (with my new camera, of course)...

The Dead-fingered Aloe:



The shriveled up Orchid...



Not-so-lucky Bamboo...


The Poor-man's Money Tree...



Tired Tannenbaum...


Finicky Ficus...



Who knew one simple person could do so much damage?